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~I have a weakness for unknowns and those who haven't been iconned much or at all.
~I don't have any restrictions on who I will icon.
~It may take me a few days to get your request up.
~If you have specific pictures you want iconned, please provide me with them one way or another.
~.PNG only if you're giving me the files directly. If they're uploaded somewhere I can convert them myself.
~If you don't have specific pictures but have a tip where to find some, let me know!

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54 Katherine Heigl in One For The Money [May. 3rd, 2012|03:50 pm]
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Quit lookin at my tits. )
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86 Emilia Clarke as Daenerys Targaryen [May. 3rd, 2012|03:48 am]
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So I basically went fuck it and just painted her eyes purple in all of these. It's pretty subtle, so I'm reasonably sure they can still pass for brown or blue.

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Men like to talk about other men when they're happy. )
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45/50 Emilia Clarke [Apr. 6th, 2012|04:11 am]
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This post has a total of 95 icons in it, but half of them are photoshopped. I play the actual character Daenerys at a panfandom game, and the blue eyes fucking bug me. So I photoshopped her some violet eyes and I'll feel better about life once I've jumped through all the hoops I have to jump through to switch them out. However, I know people use the actress as she appears in the show for other characters, so I made two versions where in one I left the blue. The only difference is the eye color, and the fact that I nabbed ten bases from [info]baobabble (who is superior to me in every way) for some shopping. The difference is subtle, but makes me feel better.

WARNING: Contains images from season 2, episode 2. No, it's not out yet, but it leaked briefly* on Monday and I nabbed some screencaps. Nothing all that spoilery I don't think since it's just face shots but still, click at your own risk.

*I say briefly because the file I saw was taken down and I heard reports no one could find it anywhere. But I'll be surprised if there isn't a torrent of it.

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How do I make starvation scream? )
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89 Nikolaj Coster Waldau [Apr. 6th, 2012|03:21 am]
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So, some of these came out really grainy and I didn't notice until I'd uploaded them to photobucket. Hazards of doing a shitload of lightening on a scene that started as almost all black. But come on, Jaime Lannister showing actual fear. I know we needed icons of that.

Also, icons of The Pickled Egg Scene. The world was incomplete before these icons existed in it.

Edit: This was supposed to have 90 icons, but in the process of trying to post them in order, I missed one. I have no idea what one it is, because the only way would be to go through and figure out what number is not in this post, and since they're all in weird number order, that would be way more effort than it's worth for one icon. So that's the last time I bother with that shit.

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Have you grown fond of me, Stark, is that it? I've never seen you with a girl. )
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22 Naya Rivera in Glee [Mar. 15th, 2012|11:43 pm]
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Just a short set from the Valentine's Day episode, for anyone who needs icons of Naya kissing a girl.

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I'd throw this mocha in your face, but it's not nearly scalding enough. )
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78 Nikolaj Coster-Waldau [Mar. 14th, 2012|02:55 pm]
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This man has a really strange nose. Seriously. It's like an optical illusion. But, I can't wait for season 2 of GoT. MY BODY IS READY. Also: the acting in this show oh my gooooooood. There's this moment where Tywin is grabbing Jaime's like, neck/head (Tywin is Jaime's father and a very cold, distant man), and Jaime's mostly stoic but near the end his face shifts a little and you can just see how fucking desperate he is for some affection or approval. I've dubbed this the "DADDY LOVE ME" moment.

There's also a few icons from Headhunters in here, which is a fucking weird movie. Maybe it would make more sense if the subtitles I had were actually written by an English speaker. These were like "google translate tries subtitles; fails miserably." I do know that Nikolaj's name was Clas Greve and he slept with the protagonist's wife so that's fun. There was a sex scene, but it was pretty short and not very iconable, you never saw his face. Just the glorious hair. Anyway, I mostly iconned it because he makes the best "I'm gonna get laid" face in the history of sex.

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When you hear them whispering 'kingslayer' behind your back, doesn't it bother you? )
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22 Peter Dinklage in Game of Thrones [Mar. 14th, 2012|06:04 am]
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A friend of mine plays a lovely Tyrion Lannister at a panfandom game on Dreamwidth, and she asked that I get her some icons of Tyrion getting down. We all know how much I love the nudity, so I was happy to oblige. Then of course there was a few other shots I couldn't resist, but these are aimed at Tyrion and alcohol or ladies.

I find it amusing how this actor is a) at least 16 years older than his character b) 2 and 4 years older than the actors playing his siblings, who are both 9 years older than Tyrion.

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A very small man can cast a very large shadow. )
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149 Cameron Monaghan in Shameless [Feb. 18th, 2012|11:58 pm]
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No one has iconned season 2 yet, and he got absurdly hot in season 2. He filled out a LOT between seasons, like to the point where it's hard to believe this is only 3 months on from s1. Not that I'm complaining.

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Tell your Ian to keep his dirty adolescent prick out of my Karen! )
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32 Jonathan Kite in 2 Broke Girls [Feb. 1st, 2012|02:56 pm]
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I love Oleg so fucking hard, oh my god. He's really my favorite besides Max. (Johnny was my favorite until he turns out to be kinda scummy.) He makes the best "really, bitch?" face ever. EVER. Also, I cannot find the actor's age anywhere so this is a wild-ass guess.

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I offer myself for rebound sex. Or if not I can just beat the crap out of him. )
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95 Kat Dennings in 2 Broke Girls [Feb. 1st, 2012|06:56 am]
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I love this show. I know a lot of people hate it, but I am not counted among them. I may primarily just be really glad I get to see Kat Dennings on a weekly basis, even though her costar is ugly. Beth Behrs is okay in motion, but something happens to her in still shots. Girl is not photogenic.

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Sister, this is a mint green vagina. )
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39 Alexandra Daddario [Feb. 1st, 2012|06:17 am]
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Alexandra Daddario is pretty much my ideal woman, physically. Tall, light eyes, dark hair, looks like she can (and will) kick my ass. I've used her for more characters than I care to admit, but I will tell you she's had a total of 6 names under my care. To be fair, three of those are one character who keeps getting renamed, but still. She's also who I see as the protagonist of the novel I'm writing. There are several sets of her out there already, so this is mostly from sources that aren't done much (generally for good reason which is why there aren't many icons here). I may do a set of her from interviews and such, because she is so fucking adorable in interviews it's insane.

Fun fact: some of these have been sitting on my hard drive since August.

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I think that joke is witty! I don't know, maybe I'm just stupid. )
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48 Nikolaj Coster-Waldau [Feb. 1st, 2012|04:41 am]
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I'm playing Jaime Lannister at a panfandom game, and there were a few things I felt were undericonned, so these are mostly from select scenes. ~quibblercons and ~costume-trunk have more expansive sets, which I definitely recommend. But if you're looking for Nicky here bloodied, fighting, or cuddling up to Lena Headey, you're welcome.

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There are no men like me. Only me. )
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22 Frances Bean Cobain [Jan. 14th, 2012|05:29 pm]
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Please have an acting career someday so I can icon and use you properly :( This girl is so ridiculously gorgeous, I can't even. And I can see both of her parents in her. You know who she really looks like, though? Darla Baker. I find it most obvious in profile, but I'd definitely buy them as sisters.

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She eyes me like a pisces when I am weak )
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102 Aaron Johnson [Jul. 8th, 2011|10:09 pm]
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I give you Nowhere Boy! This movie gets a lot better after the second or third viewing. I'm the kind of stupid and stubborn person who keeps watching a movie to see if it gets better. The answer is usually yes, to my credit.

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I'll do anything for you, anything you want me to, if you'll be true to me. )
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43 Tyler Posey - Requested [Jul. 7th, 2011|02:42 am]
The reason I call Twilight ripoff is because this guy looks a lot like Taylor Lautner, and he's the wolf. Whether the mythology bears any resemblance, I could not tell you, because I both a) didn't read/watch enough of Twilight to figure out how the wolves works and b) have a reasonable understanding from looking at the screencaps I think, but again haven't watched the show. But the puberty metaphor comes from the fact that a teenage boy becomes a horrible monster and has to hide it whenever he gets emotional, including when he's making out with his girlfriend.

The wolf is his boner.

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'The wolf is his boner' should be some kind of meme or icon. )
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29 Dylan O'Brien - Requested [Jul. 7th, 2011|02:30 am]
I haven't actually watched this show, I just downloaded screencaps. Thus, I have no idea if these icons contain spoilers, although I don't imagine so. Although, just from the screencaps, I can tell you two things: this is an obvious Twilight ripoff, and it's also one big metaphor for male puberty. That said, the characters do seem more or less like the real people I went to high school with instead of being stupid stereotypes. Like, this character here appears to be kindof a bookish nerd, and he's also on a sports team, but that hasn't really made him one of the cool kids. One of the best guys on my programming team was also a football player. So, there's that.

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Who is this beautiful creature who has an insatiable love for the dead? )
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69 Nicholas Hoult [Jun. 21st, 2011|08:13 pm]
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"As a child, his visage had all the soft curves of a Volkswagen Beetle, but in the past decade it’s evolved into a Ferrari: clean, angular, and beautiful, with two azure headlights that could stop a deer in its tracks."

As completely and utterly ridiculous as that description is, I would allow this man to point various appendages at me. In the same vein, the number of icons is unintentional, but hilarious.

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fucking azure headlights? really? )
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36 Kieran Culkin in Scott Pilgrim [Jun. 21st, 2011|07:27 pm]
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Take it up with Liberace's ghost. )
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11 Aubrey Plaza in Scott Pilgrim [Jun. 21st, 2011|07:18 pm]
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Let's play this game called 'when you catch fire' )
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